Blue Eyes bought a new car from ebay so today he drove me into town to get some stuff to fix my bike with. He's very good and bike is now almost servicable again, just a bit more to be done to brakes when he finds pliers.
Lady in Refectory "Was that your husband I saw you with earlier?"
I said no, he wasn't and I was as well off without a husband.
It's a shame he's not my husband really. I mean, we have lots in common. We're planning bike-rides together maybe even taking bikes on the train to Wales and Devon and places.
It's all this fancying people that messes things up. I don't think I've ever fancied anyone I've actually got on with.